Jillian 1 – Meet my friend

December 19, 2014 | By Colin | Filed in: Our Jillian.


For various reasons of privacy and other things I will not be too specific about certain identifying features and stuff that might allow you to go up to her in the High St and say,

“OMG. I know you. You are Jillian. We are so following you on Facebook. How’s your poor Dad? What about that weight? Is it staying off. What about that low self esteem? Gee, I really feel sorry for you and … ” You know stuff like that.

A bit awkward. (I am making the awkward turtle gesture with my hands as I speak).

So you can know she is a she. Kinda obvious, I guess.

Her age is indeterminate but between 30 and 55.

No information about her appearance will be available. But she does love Prada handbags and Jimmy Choo shoes. Not that she can afford them at the moment, but ya never know. She lives in a city in Australia, but has country links.

She is NOT happy that she was born so close to a national holiday/sibling birthday/well known event. See what I did there? Still nothing you can use to find out much detail, but gives me stuff to talk about later on. That is so upsetting to her (still) and she blames her parents for that. They could have been more considerate.

And she is still – at her age – NOT happy that her parents called her Jillian (with a “J”). All the famous people are Gillian with a “G”, she says.

Anyway, I’m going to tell you more about her and some of her stories over the next few weeks or months, depending on the interest.


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